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mentalalchemy:

cellomouse:

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.


we are usually doing that
poppypicklesticks:

anrgy:

inspirational

The lord is testing Anita 

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

(via crystallized-teardrops)

mentalalchemy:

HELLO FRIEND
Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that you're a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
surprisebitch:

OH MY GOD SOMEONE MADE A GIF OF ME AND BRITNEY SPEARS TAKING A SELFIE WHEN I MET HER IN LONDON LAST TIME. THATS ME WITH THE RED IPHONE

(Source: aleriehightower, via crystallized-teardrops)

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

(via razorsharpvaginas)

the-broken-unbroken-help:

letsjustsaywedid:

arianne888:

the-dapper-demonic-gentleman:

Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…

Everything changed when the firemelon attackedOnly the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop themBut when the world needed him mostHe made like a banana and split
other artists: lemme hear ya!
fans: scream
ed sheeran: now this is only going to work if you stay quiet
ed sheeran: *begins singing*
fans: *scream*
ed sheeran: now what did i say can you please shut the fuck up